An update

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In other news, I'm going to Malaysia for my birthday. Any recommendations for places to visit, bearing in mind that I'm leaving in, um. Less than two weeks?

Comments

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

porn is going to take me forever.

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

your porn can race my lapdance.

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

can i at least just fade to black in the draft and then write real porn between feb and march?

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

what if someone wants to draw your real porn scene?

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

drawing yoochun peeing on a stick is clearly a more attractive option.

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

slkdfj sobbing just making artists draw urine. good job.

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

slfjslk i just don't feel like going through any what's-a-good-euphemism-for-vagina style angst yet.

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

crying, are you going to be that specific about it? i could ask my lesbian friends for vocab assistance.

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

slkjfds i guess i could be artsy and vague.

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

lskdjf well i asked and it's either being artsy and vague or using cunt/pussy. SO YOUR PICK! :D

(slkdjf i recommend artsy and vague.)

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

slfkls cries okay but if i start getting ridiculous and using words like juices you should slap me.

[kallistei.livejournal.com]

*pre-emptive slap*

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

ouch. :(

[kallistei.livejournal.com]

:))?

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

smiling at my pain. :(

[kallistei.livejournal.com]

:((((!

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

lskdjfkdls well apparently the advice i'm getting now is that all really good female porn uses cunt and they're trying to find fics with smut in it. sldkjfldksjflsjlkjdfljsjf slkdfj lks jfldfj my friends. :|||

both juices and folds will get you slapped.

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

lkdsf yeah i've seen cunt around a lot. yes that is an awkward sentence.

sobs, folds.

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

not as awkward as this:

linds: i like cunt best but sometimes i'm ok with pussy. fa;kdjfe crying at this sentence

[kallistei.livejournal.com]

That's a pretty awkward sentence all right :| But it's good to know she's flexible?

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

... cries with.

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

ALSO YOOCHUN IS FINALLY AT THE MENSTRUATION POINT OF HIS her LIFE \o/

[kallistei.livejournal.com]

Just write ínsert real porn here. :|

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

exactly. \o/

[kallistei.livejournal.com]

Yay braintwins!