alias | Lolita and I

Names unchanged. There are no innocents here.

angelacaduca: :( why don't you want to know me bible-style
Lindachu: what. WHAT. lolita thing. stop changing your mind so much. :(
angelacaduca: I'm indecisive!
angelacaduca: I just want you to want meeeee :|
angelacaduca: ... I'll stop channeling yoochun now
Lindachu: i need you to need meeeeeee
Lindachu: I'D LOVE YOU TO LOVE ME
angelacaduca: :|
Lindachu: i'm beeeegging you to beg meeeee
angelacaduca: now who's indecisive!
Lindachu: i'm the young one! i'm supposed to be unsure and blushy and indecisive :|
Lindachu: oh my god we're a yaoi manga
Lindachu: iyaaaan
angelacaduca: also I am writing our yaoi manga in my head and it's spectacular :|
Lindachu: we would be so epic!!! dying.
angelacaduca: how am I supposed to concentrate on ephe's postcard now!
angelacaduca: ... clearly this is also part of the manganess
angelacaduca: flighty young one distracts serious doctor-type from work with porn!
Lindachu: dies dies dies
Lindachu: omg doctor-type. omg this is so spot on. :((
angelacaduca: we were meant to be :|
Lindachu: you need to take me to amusement parks and win stuffed animals for me while we share phallic food and i break down your serious exterior :(
angelacaduca: okay deal! epic transatlantic romance go

Some time later:
angelacaduca: I will be a kindly seme :|

Later still:
angelacaduca: can I add you yet :|
Lindachu: sddfslsmf
Lindachu: okay :|| but i'm not fancying it up or moving yet
angelacaduca: okay :| I just want to be your first
Lindachu: ............. cries
angelacaduca: :D
Lindachu: b-be gentle shaytle-san

Even later, realisation sets in:
angelacaduca: ... oh god. I'm Yuki from Gravitation
Lindachu: lslksdmks. shaytle is mine. need to dress up as banana.

angelacaduca: I am Yuki Eiri :|

narcomancy: You are? I never knew! I would have sexually assaulted you years ago!
Lindachu: ....... dies
Lindachu: tell her/him to get her/his own